February 23, 2005

Resume for relationship

Chris Boredom
*Enola, PA.

Objective
*Find a girlfriend with common interests to cuddle and make out with

Experience
*See references

Education/Qualities
*Will buy you flowers, even after the first date
*Won't cheat on you. I didn't cheat on exams in college why would I start with you?
*I cried too during the movie E.T.
*I'm happy with chicken patties and pizza (minimal cooking and cleanup)
*I'm artsy-fartsy and can make you "cute things" on my computer
*I don't play video games
*Good sense of humor (this ridiculous post to my blah-g)

References
*Available upon request

Posted by Chris Boredom at February 23, 2005 02:18 AM

Comments

AHHH!!! Haha that cracks me up... hehe omg chris!!!

Posted by: Monica at February 23, 2005 05:34 AM

My god .. that was stupid.

Posted by: Brodie at February 25, 2005 07:31 PM

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